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We’re a little sports satire (that means not real, moron) publication that’s run by people who never found professional success in either sports or comedy, so you know the content is good.
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End of the Bench was founded in 2020 by Clay Beyersdorfer and has a featured writer’s list of over 80 contributors. All business inquiries can be directed to editor@eotbsports.com
